Relocations!

Ahaha cheers for the caption on my relocation

We have another relocation. Brandon got bored of the capital of the U.S. in Washington so he moved to Texas to take over the Dallas Stars. Wasn't far enough from trump though so he is bring the Winnipeg Jets back to life! YAY!

The Arizona Coyotes would like to announce the relocation of their franchise. After much discussion, the Board has decided they are tired of being outsmarted by a Road Runner.

Though several cities have been discussed and presented to the Coyotes as a possibility for relocation, the Coyotes are proud to announce the relocation and rebranding to: The Dallas Stars.


Though this may cause confusion amongst fans of the RDHL, the Dallas Stars will show once and for all who the better Stars really are in this League (looking at you Minnesota). We encourage all of our fans to continue to cheer on our franchise as we are only moving 1,075 miles (or approximately a 15 hour drive across the boring countryside of Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas).

To close out, it seems there is only one thing to say: The Stars at night, are big and bright! DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!

The LA Kings would like to announce their relocation to Vancouver in order to become the Vancouver Canucks! We're hoping a new city and brand will be just what this franchise needs to turn things around. We've got a bunch of exciting young prospects and three first round draft picks to build around newly named captain Elias Pettersson. The future is bright for the Canucks!

After a lot of thought and time spent indoors...the Winnipeg Jets have decided to move to the beautiful city of Washington D.C. Just like the blue, gold, and white era of Washington Capitals hockey, we shall be continuing the rebuild until our very own version of Alexander Ovechkin comes along. Hopefully the relocation will help in that effort.

Say goodbye to the days of the Winnipeg Jets and say hello to the Washington Capitals!